Trout:............... ><((@)>

Swordfish:........... ><>//@>---

Sawfish:............. ><>//@><-<-

Guppie:.............. ><(@)

Barracuda:........... >---<@>-

...and the ever-present Boldfish... ><(@)

For all your fish-slappy needs.

[ Message was edited by: SportsGuy 03/22/2006 10:07 am ]

lol ... too funny ... but much needed

Oh my!


:splutter:


bwahahahahaha

*went to Starbucks* * latte kicked in*

the choice of weaponary is vast!

I'm pitching a new reality show to FOX (they'll go for anything):

Fencing with Fishes

Opponents each get to choose a fish - the selection will range from the ubiquitous trout, to the sawfish.

Two people square off in the arena ( a wading pool with knee deep water) and proceed to taunt each other. Eventually, it'll come to blows. The choice of "weapon" will dictate the fighting style used by each opponent.

The trout comes in handy for bludgeoning, while the swordfish would be used in a more classic-style of attack.

There will be a bonus round for the winner, as well. Last person standing has the final challenge of converting their "weapon" into a meal for the judges. If the judges believe you've shown ingenuity and fore-thought, you win. So, for example:

Using a spot-light from the stage setup to braise your trout, while sprinkling it with some dill you secreted in your sock prior to the fight (in a ziploc bag, naturally) would likely garner approval from the judges.

Tearing your trout into small chunks and suggesting it's sushi, would likely NOT impress the judges.

>---<@>- smack

LOL

SportsGuy - I'm guessing there was more than caffine, cream, & sugar in your latte.

ROFL...SG even came up with the whole scenerio and the shibang hahahahaha...you rock!

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Are alligators allowed?

'ere - 'ave a larf.

[link]

Time to add a new one:

Behold the Hoi Polloi Koi

>>-<]]]@>



[ Message was edited by: SportsGuy 10/11/2006 06:21 am ]

ahhhh now just change the white to green and it's all the go... a Koi collection can now be added to the resources section.

Looks a bit girlie SportsGuy

there is just no pleasing some! _ however, I think that the bevy of fish at large - as presented is just fine.

Nobody has supplied an adequate trout, but that is deemed entirely natural, given the crowd we have to work with.

Back from the Past!!!

In a never ending quest to ensure excel is a happy camper, I present, "an adequate trout"...


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See it here.

OK, so it looks like a trout in a frying pan, I'll grant you, but if you go to the link, you'll see the proper trout.

Damn spacing here kills it every time.

Happy you supplied the link SG - I was wondering there for a moment lol

tsk!

I like the Hawaiian Fish!

. >>-<]]))@>

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Flying Fish - as in "If you believe that, you'll believe anything".

I'm working on a fish on a bicycle, but it's not going well ...

I'm working on a fish on a bicycle, but it's not going well ...

Busy day at the office Quad?

Very.

Trouble is, 'deadline panic' hasn't set in yet, so I seem to have all this spare time ...

Wish I had that much spare time.

I'd take my rod out for some fishing

Ah, but would you cycle there?

Hmmmm....

That's a tough one.

Coz if I rode my bmx down the waterside and got lucky enough to snag a huge ><((@)> or >---<@>-, would I let it go or cycle back home with it strapped on my back!?

Quite the conundrum!





[ Message was edited by: formerskeptic 04/02/2008 09:16 pm ]

excell said:

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Are alligators allowed?

haha :D

If you wanna do ASCII, yah gotta do it like this:

Code: [copy]

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hmmm... well some of the ascii still doesn't go through right.

*** 'deadline panic' ***

Pffft. I'm juggling four projects. Brain hurts now.