Arrrgghh Maties! Shiver me timbers!

Why it be Talk Like a Pirate Day!

What be ye doin' on this fione day to celebrate? Unfortunately duty calls and I'd be doin' much o' the same.

I be boilin' me skivvies and hangin' me parrot from the yard arm...

'Tis a little late for me, me hearties, the sun's over the yard arm an' I feel like gettin' me some rum, ah har.

Now back to work ya scurvy scum or I'll keel haul tha lotta ya!

Arrr, me went on o'er t' Search Engine Forums t' find some information about rankin' my website in Google and they told me e'erythin'. Now Me show up in the search results for all sorts o' phrases and my competitors be scared because I rank better than them and I'm makin' all sorts o' sales on my new website. Aye.

Arrrh! Get back to work you scurvy dogs!

Arrrh! Get back to work you scurvy dogs!

Ey, matey. Ye be late to the table, so no bounty for you. Methink ye should walk the plank and float in Davey's locker for a trifle...seein' as how ye came after the battle...