Have to laugh... had a woman call up and promise me first place rank for the top 100 search engines...
Of course I kept her on the phone from the uk for an hour to extract exactly how they proposed to do that. (just out of principal)
Anyhow, when I said ok, write up the agreement, but I want 100 keywords ranking in first place, (even sent them a list), they told me 10,000$ (underpriced too).
In the end she really didn't know much about seo, but you could here the other guy in the background coaching her on what to say.
I told her, you are promising the world, for practically nothing, not telling me how you are going to do it and worst of all. I had dialed up their web page... 404, no pr.
So, you want to fix my website...but you haven't done your own yet? And you want me to give you a check for 10,000? Then, if you don't do what you say you can do I can just take a trip to London and try to track your boiler-room down? The poor girl. I was under the impression that she really didn't know what kind of scam she was involved in. I really should post the contract...it's funny.
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