I love getting these emails...think I should buy the service?

Our service includes:

Guaranteed Submission the Major Search Engines.

Guaranteed submission to over 1000 other localized Search Engines.

Guaranteed and preferential inclusion onto the Major Search Engines within 72 Hours (This is available with our speed pro service)

Personally researched Keywords and Meta tags specific to your web site that will raise your web site in the Search Engine Listings.

Aggressive submission every 72 hours to keep your web site on the search engines.

Comprehensive submission report that will list all the search engines you are on sent to you every month.

Telephone help line for inquiries or personal assistance.

The thing that sold me was the "aggressive submission every 72 hours"

what i love is:
Guaranteed submission to over 1000 other localized Search Engines.

i use a total of 4 or 5 on and that is only if i can't find what i am looking for on the first 2

I got a phone call the other day from one of these places and they were like: How do you rank for Bla bla bla? and I'm like no one ever types that in anyway so who cares?...


Shees if you can out rank me do it and you will make a lot more money than me paying you to help me rank well --- Get a clue!

All these damn companies use that word 'submit' like it's some big secret..."oh no honey, how are we ever going to learn the submission process".

Submission process top secret:
Use secret decoder ring to decode process:

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Warning:
If you decode the secret submission process you will have to shoot yourself. rofl

[ Message was edited by: davaddavad 07/05/2004 09:46 am ]

Well, I think I've decided to go with the Speed Pro Service.

They can make you #1 for phrases like men's green silk ties, or brass zebra decorations, protein enriched soy milk product,...you know, the real competitive words.

What?

No-ones kicking me off the #1 spot for brass zebra decorations

No-ones kicking me off the #1 spot for brass zebra decorations

I accept your challenge! :p

(Actually, think this is how the phrase 'search engine optimisation' came into being)

I love Brass Zebras! They could just make my pool house a complete gem.

This Posting smells of a promotion rather than an information share ... but as far as brass zebras go... I more a garden Gnome kinda guy.... specially the one with the pointy red hat

Insite.lycos.com
Overture
DMOZ
ASK / ASK.co.uk
Google
Yahoo
GoClick.com
7Search
SearchSubmit
FindWhat / Espotting
Kanoodle

lets see I just named 11 I go to submit and I probably will reach well over 1000 sites with the syndication of all of these... and I didnt need to pay some guy who doesnt know my industry, top keywords or customer focus....

educate yourself ... check these cowboy compaines out ... if there page rank sucks ... stay away > Anyone who got burnt during the Florida Stemming can attest to that

Black Hat SEO needs to be flushed down the toilet

Someone always takes me way too serious.

Huebdoo, Look, for $129 a month, I'll submit your website to the 'major' SE.

I'll even throw in a free online analysis, a $450 value...FREE!

I'll run your pages through http://validator.w3.org/detailed.html and http://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator/validator-uri and then use the XENU link checker, and http://instaranks.com/ rank checker on your site and charge you 500 quid for "unique personalised specialised reports about your website design and performance".

Mwahahahahahahahaha.



Then again maybe I'll just send you the URLs and you can do it yourself... for free.

gosh, sounds a little too technical for me, can I just pay you in large bags of money?

No.








Only chocalate and beer will do.

Congradulations Webmaster-Toolkit.com. This thread ranks #1 for brass zebra decorations.

Congradulations Rezac this thread ranks #1 for Aggressive submission every 72 hours

or are you disapointed you are too good of an SEO, webmaster toolkit? You out ranked yourself

*Runs off to find a brass zebra decorations affiliate scheme*

Would you like to earn extra money?

Do you have a strong desire to succeed?

You don't even need a computer to become weathly on the fast growning world wide web. Even if you don't have a product, that's OK!

We have products for you to sell, like brass zebra decorations and green silk ties.

Thats it, I am going to do you one better. I will start selling green silk ties with photos of brass zebras on them! "Green Silk Brass Zebra Tie Decorations" I will rock the SERP's. Bet I can even find some 1-Cent PPC phrases too!

lol:D

#2 for just brass zebra We have so much SEO mojo that even our chatter gets top ranking!

On a side note, Brass Zebra sounds like a good name for a pub!

You've all ruined my ranking for brass zebras

I'm gonna have to put my efforts into a site about green hedgehogs now

I have a pet hedgehog. I don't believe that they come in the green variety.

However You might find a green hedgehog the size of godzilla attacking Tokyo

brass zebra decorations is really easy ... only 3000 in the SERPs.


green hedgehog is gonna be a tad more difficult.... 99 000 in the SERPs.

Someone's going to subscribe to word tracker and go "hmmm, I think I can corner the brass zebra market"

Awww, only #10 for green hedgehog ... but in only 4 days.

Have any of you heard of EzRankings.com? Our company is thinking of using them for some SEO work and I am trying to check them out first so I don't get burned like I did with TrafficPower. Any information would be great.
Thank you and God Bless
Jon

As with any SEO company, take the time to find out exactly what they plan to do to your site and make sure all of those changes are visible to you.

The best way to make a decision about an SEM company is to know the basics of optimization, to understand what methods are acceptable to the engines, and to select a company that will optimize your site honestly and ethically.

Well, I'm headed to the Brass Zebra for a cocktail.

#1 Brass Zebra, we're even beating eBay!

Alas, only 8th for Green Hedgehog

The intersting facts about the hedgehog, in particular the green species, is they prefer to feed at night. If you encounter a green hedgehog durning breeding season, expect to see several other hedgehogs, but much smaller, and most likely they will not be green in color. I find this animal to be wonderful to observe and if you ever see a green hedgehog, tell him hi from matt.




There, that should bring us to #1 for green hedge-hogs.

Random, totally true story about a hedgehog:
There's this guy who lives in my condo complex who brings his hedgehog to the pool with him. He mostly leaves it to roll around in a little, plastic, green ball. It's hollowed- out with air holes so that the hedge hog won't suffocate. Sometimes, though, he lets the hedgehog swim in the pool when there's nobody else in it. Also, I was in the jacuzzi the other night and the guy gets the hedgehog out of its green plastic ball and brings it in. Thank the lord above that he didn't release the rodent into the water. I would have really freaked out. I wonder if the hedgehog will turn green like blondes do in chlorinated water.

No. 3 for green hedgehogs now.

girlontop, far as I know green hedgehogs turn blonde in chlorinated water, but blonde hedgehogs turn blue. hope that clarifys the hedgehog/chlorination equation for you.

That's weird. Who knew it was even possible for a green hedgehog to change into a blonde? I wonder if they have more fun that way.

yall have wayyy too much time to sit around and ponder about the bloody green hedgehog. Leave the poor blonde hedgehog alone.

I wonder what makes us all want this thread to rank well for green hedgehog? (and now I am hopping for a bonde hedgehog ranking)

Maybe its our competitive nature as humans. Can't help ourselves.
I think that blonde hedgehogs may be a bit tougher than green hedgehogs. The whole: do you add an "e" at the end of blonde hedgehog, or leave it off and just wrtie blond hedgehog instead? might be a problem. I think its correct either way. Chlorinated hedgehogs. Now that's gotta be simpler.

Must be. Number 1 for chlorinated hedgehogs. And would you believe there is a hedgehog ad (only one) at Google. Check it out:

Hedgehogs by Vickie
Licensed breeder of baby hedgehogs.
Supplies & equipment for hedgehogs
[url removed]

Even funnier the three Adsense ads next to this box are for Zebras! One is for some kind of printer, the second for Zebra themed merchandise and the third for Exotic Zebra T-shirts.

They're your competition Vanache. Don't see your ad for "Green Silk Brass Zebra Tie Decorations".

I had to pull the ad. It was costing me a bundle. Way too much traffic at a much to high click through rate.

I think the only phrase more expensive right now is "Zebra Mesothelioma"

Crud, the latest Google has zapped us for green hedgehog.

But we are still number 1 for brass zebra!

That is great but the real money is in antique brass zebra collecting.

I heard that an antique brass zebra can sell for a lot of money on ebay

Hey I just noticed, this thread is #1 in Google for Brass Zebra Decorations, and #5 for Green Hedgehog

Antique brass zebra items with certificates of authenticity can double your earnings. If if can document was owned by a famous family, even better!

LOL I can't believe how long this thread has been getting new posts.

well - antique brass zebra collectors worldwide just cannot leave it alone really.

I'm sure the high quality brass will enhance the stripes on the zebra.

an active 8 month thread!

can u teach me rezac i really love to learn from u as i am very new at this bussines

do you love antique brass zebra earrings?
or ordamental antique brass zebra bookends?
If so - stay tuned

Competition is killing us for antique brass zebras #1 for plain brass zebras not antique ones - fine and #1 for the antique brass earrings & bookends - but I cannot see the money in these type of antiques myself, I think I would rather go to the zoo to see zebras instead of collecting the brass ones (antique zebra or not).

We should sponsor a Pub Football Match!

The Brass Zebra versus the Green Hedgehogs would be a splendid afternoon.

Nearly June, and Summer should be here. Instead of that it is freezing cold and all I hear is people muttering about brass monkeys.

Brass monkeys? Did you mean the 3 of them that see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil type brass monkeys? or did you mean freeze the balls off a brass monkey type item?

Unfortunately the latter, and enough rain that Noah might need to be re-employed.

What's really odd is that there are 78 search result pages for "Zebra Mesothelioma". Aside from our witty thread, the rest are random keyword stuffed pages.

Those 76 other pages, do they really think there might be a consumer with a cancerous Zebra? My Zebra was afflicted by your products, I'll sue the shirt off of your back.

Meanwhile the rest of us are relaxing at the Green Hedgehog Sports Pub!

This thread is back?



Nooooooooooooooooooo...........

sorry g1smd - you are out of line this thread is about collectables the afflictions of zebras & monkeys and the scarcity of green hedgehoges.

We need to keep on top of this. We can't have Ebay beat us to #1 for brass zebras!

scarcity of green hedgehoges.

Holy crap - I can't GIVE mine away fast enough....

lol, just so folks know, this website is number one for a great search term - Dudibob and more than likely, other peoples names too

Whenever a specific client of mine starts seeing a dip in his monthly sales, he tells me that we need to resubmit to the engines. I try to tell him not to worry about that.
A few years back, assuming that it was 1998, he paid a friend like $75 to submit to "all the major engines", and gets like 200 items of spam per day, and those are the ones that AOL allows through.

Still number one for brass zebra! :D

Brass Zebra is in number two place when I do a search from my connection for brass zebra - it is also the same when I search for the plural

brass zebras

quite possibly the funniest thread on this site....LOL

ah yes, but as funny as it is we are now number one spot for brass zebras, instead of an ordinary low class rating of spot two for brass zebras.

Bad news is that we are still pipped at the post for the search term brass zebra. How very embarrasing it is to be beaten out for top placement on such a far fetched term like brass zebra.

Think of the consumer in her living room scanning the open spaces she has created at great expense. Its not quit right, so she pops on the idea, "Hey I need a Brass Zebra to make it perfect."

Niche marketing. Why do you think IKEA is still banging out product after all these years?