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..if you get frustrated beyond belief on hallowe'en because the doorbell just won't stop ringing and you have to leave the computer to give candy to kids dressed as shower stalls, ghosts and x-men..

..if you receive christmas cards from your ISP, the local computer shop & software companies..

...you were asked about your background in a group discussion and your said it was fixed

...you accidentally put in the title of your site while filling in a raffle form that asked you for your title

...your lady is not satisfied in bed anymore and instead of turning to viagra, you decide to enhance your "features" using code

oh and you are sure you are a webmaster if you are anxious to show your science and english teachers your website and when you do, you're sweating, hoping they'll like it!

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you are a totally full webmaster if you've read all the replies till this point!!!
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After someone posts a link pointing to a list of free HTML editors: http://www.freewarearena.com/html.html

-You immediately have to download each program to try them out.

...you spend the rest of your life trying to survive off the internet

...everybody expects you to know everything to do with computers.

... you smile at that one because you know what color blue #666699 is...

Your spouse kisses you and you adjust your head to focus on the computer screen, so not to lose your place while reading a post from this board

...your wife,partner,cat is wearing a sexy lingerie and trying to seduce you but instead palm her off because you're too caught up with your new Flash 5 software

...you come across a great site, read through but then all of a suden get frustrated because you can't stand spelling mistakes or incorrect grammar

I feel your pain! My 7 year old daughter and I just designed a website together!

You know you're a webmaster if your second grade daughter's last question for you before she leaves for school in the morning is, "mom, when are you going to print out the press release for our website so I can give it to my teacher?"

Here's another:
...if you have at least 10 valid email addresses

...if you have to check your email at least 3 times a day just to keep up

...if you have a list of passwords/usernames that is 3 pages long

...you have your website's name on the back windshield of your car (and your brother's car)

...you dream about writing html and wake up sweating

...you move your computer into the living room so your family can see you more often

...you have to tape Letterman because 10:30 p.m. is prime web surfing time (the kids and the hubby are in bed, the modem speed is up)

...you can't switch ISP's in order to get DSL because if your email address changed, it would take days to reprogram your websites to the new email address. So you wait for Mindspring to get with the program and offer it in your area.

...you keep thinking of more "you know you're a webmaster" lines when you should have stopped long ago!

... your idea of fun includes looking real-time at what terms other people are putting into search engines, and you can actually visualize the people who are searching on those terms...