simon c
Joined: Eons Ago
# Posts: 598
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Posted: 11/26/2001 12:52 pm
.....your best friends have names like Scooter and Googlebot...and you know their address.
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OAC
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Joined: Jan 25, 2001
# Posts: 6751
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Posted: 11/26/2001 11:49 pm
And some come and visit you once a month  and some once every visit by Halley's Comet 
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Crow187
Joined: Jun 12, 2001
# Posts: 117
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Posted: 11/28/2001 07:27 am
You stuff keywords in everything that you say without realizing it.
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erwinloh
Joined: Jun 01, 2000
# Posts: 1503
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Posted: 11/28/2001 11:57 am
LOL! Let's hope you don't run an adult site then! 
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OAC
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Joined: Jan 25, 2001
# Posts: 6751
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Posted: 11/29/2001 04:08 pm
Your neighbours "know" you will be home to take care of their mail, newspapers dog and cat on any weekend they choose to go out of town(Pathetic, ain't it?)
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excell
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Joined: Mar 19, 2001
# Posts: 14495
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Posted: 12/09/2001 09:47 pm
...if your quotes seem to take longer to prepare than actually building the site because you don't want any more "problem clients".
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E=MC2
Joined: Dec 07, 2001
# Posts: 81
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Posted: 12/12/2001 07:25 pm
...when you deny any relationship whatsoever to being a webmaster, but have an OC-3 wired to your cisco router (in your bedroom) with a minimum of one "pro rata" computer system per room in the rest of your flat, except the bathroom of course...(hmmmm, maybe thats not such a bad place to write meta data after all)... and constantly repeat the mantra ...bandwidth is good...bandwidth is good...i want more bandwidth..i want more bandwidth... 
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Hope
Joined: Jul 26, 1999
# Posts: 460
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Posted: 12/13/2001 04:40 am
...if you have ever purchased something from thinkgeek.com and wear it publicly.
...if you look at your site logs and start asking your friends (googlebot and scooter) what they were thinking when they came to visit.
...if people look at your with eyes that are glazed over when ever you start to talk.
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jkcity
Joined: Mar 16, 2001
# Posts: 3230
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Posted: 12/13/2001 06:48 am
You wait here everyday so you can be one of the first to post on the new forums .
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erwinloh
Joined: Jun 01, 2000
# Posts: 1503
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Posted: 12/13/2001 02:59 pm
If you pour money into your websites when you know that you are only going to get satisfaction in return and nothing else...
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WinningWays
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Joined: Eons Ago
# Posts: 3433
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Posted: 12/14/2001 04:59 pm
If you're here on a Friday night because you don't have a life other than being online working on your Web site, and if you WEREN'T online, you couldn't think of anything else to do...
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ClickIt
Joined: Jul 31, 2000
# Posts: 731
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Posted: 12/14/2001 08:34 pm
You find "10 Ways..." (http://gethighforums.com/Forum7/HTML/000264-5.html)laugh out loud funny.
You have printed out a hard copy and keep it with your off site back-up files.
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homeruncards
Joined: Jan 15, 2001
# Posts: 68
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Posted: 12/15/2001 07:47 pm
...if you check Google everyday to see if there's a new index.
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erwinloh
Joined: Jun 01, 2000
# Posts: 1503
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Posted: 12/15/2001 07:57 pm
and check Inktomi every 48 hours to make sure you don't lose ranking...
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Garrett
Joined: Feb 11, 2001
# Posts: 62
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Posted: 12/15/2001 11:12 pm
You know you're a webmaster if...1. The phone company starts making smart comments to you about your house being the most wired in the city! 2. The phone or cable company knows you on a first name basis. 3. You have a coffee maker, mini fridge, stereo, telephone, equipment, munchies, bubblegum, manuals, fax, bathrobe all within arms reach of your desk. 4. Your spouse demands that you not take your laptop or cell phone with you on vaction and you throw a tantrum like a baby. 5. Your spouse asks what you're working on, and you start explaining and your spouse has that look on her face (What in the hell is he talking about???). 6. Tucking in the wife and kids consist of Yelling from your desk "Nighty Nite!!!". 7. You've burned through at least 10 keyboards, 5 mouses, 20 HD's, 4 CD Roms, two coffee cup warmers in less than 5 years. 8. Your new keyboard has already lost it's texture, and the space bar has already developed a dent in it. 9. You find more food in your keyboard than in your kitchen. 10. You run dual monitors on all your computers because one just is freaking not enough! 11. You change mouse pads more often then you do your underwear. 12. Your spouse wants you to listen to her, she has to send you an IM, or you don't hear a word she says. 13. Sun light scares you! 14. Your desk chair is so worn out, that there's no more cushion left in it. And last, but not least........... Your PayPal Account always has more money than your checking or savings account!
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excell
Moderator
Joined: Mar 19, 2001
# Posts: 14495
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Posted: 12/15/2001 11:17 pm
Well,
I think I nominate Garrett for the webmaster of the year award.
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ggrot
Joined: Mar 31, 2001
# Posts: 340
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Posted: 12/16/2001 11:26 am
"3. You have a coffee maker, mini fridge, stereo, telephone, equipment, munchies, bubblegum, manuals, fax, bathrobe all within arms reach of your desk."Yet they are all connected via the wireless router in your closet.
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Sinoed
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Joined: Dec 11, 2000
# Posts: 5266
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Posted: 12/16/2001 07:40 pm
.. you have actually watched someone else open up a new laptop, lean over the keyboard and while inhaling deeply exclaim "God I love the smell of a new laptop!" and you catch yourself nodding in agreement..
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erwinloh
Joined: Jun 01, 2000
# Posts: 1503
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Posted: 12/17/2001 10:41 am
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6. Tucking in the wife and kids consist of Yelling from your desk "Nighty Nite!!!".
Oooooo.... that's too close to home...
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MJR
Moderator
Joined: Dec 12, 2000
# Posts: 2163
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Posted: 12/16/2001 11:15 pm
...you have the "clapper" connected to your computer..."clap on" clap, clap...
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