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MJR Moderator
Joined: Dec 12, 2000
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Posted: 12/16/2001 11:19 pm
...when you finally get around to actually cleaning out your keybaord and find a piece of your aunt's famous Christmas fruitcake that she made for you fresh every year... and then remember that she has been dead 3 years now  |
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MJR Moderator
Joined: Dec 12, 2000
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Posted: 12/16/2001 11:21 pm
....looking out the window reminds you of the movie H.G. Well's The Time Machine...the sceen where the night and day are spining quite quickly through the window |
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Cricket Fan Joined: Oct 16, 2001
# Posts: 126
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Posted: 12/17/2001 01:40 am
You earn a living from the web. |
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Hope Joined: Jul 26, 1999
# Posts: 460
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Posted: 12/17/2001 03:58 am
quote: Your keyboard lasts you 3 years? ...You haven't actually talked to a colleague face to face, but know his portfolio by heart. |
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erwinloh Joined: Jun 01, 2000
# Posts: 1503
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Posted: 12/17/2001 01:16 pm
You don't earn a living from the web, yet you spend more time on it than you do your real job that you do earn a living from. |
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unreviewed Joined: Dec 07, 2000
# Posts: 6776
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Posted: 12/17/2001 02:59 pm
lol... http://searchengineforums.com/Forum28/HTML/001517.html |
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unreviewed Joined: Dec 07, 2000
# Posts: 6776
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Posted: 12/17/2001 05:00 pm
"i'd like to go outside, but i'm afraid they'd lock the doors." Stolen from GHF, |
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crash Insider
Joined: Dec 02, 2003
# Posts: 10626
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Posted: 12/17/2001 07:04 pm
<!-- stole from unrevieweds link ---> ""i hear those SEO folks are kinda quirky"" Querky?? Us?? Dems da querky ones methinks! |
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crash Insider
Joined: Dec 02, 2003
# Posts: 10626
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Posted: 12/17/2001 08:09 pm
the only person to even passingly flirt with you in months is a forum moderator! |
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Garrett Joined: Feb 11, 2001
# Posts: 62
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Posted: 12/17/2001 09:57 pm
When it's the late hours of your 37th birthday, and you're in here typing a post to this damn hilarious thread on the fourms! And!! You've spent your entire birthday editing this month's newsletter for your site! BTW, remember that desk chair I was commenting about earlier in this thread?? The one that's so worn out that you hit the bolts??? OUTTA HERE!!!! I finally got a birthday present worthy of a webmaster! A new desk chair with all the trimmings!! I never realized how soft a desk chair could be!!! My Touchy is in webmaster heaven!!! I was begining to think I was going to have to double my intake of Doritos and Pop Tarts to grow me a Fat Butt to add some cushion to my seat! -Garrett |
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DeeZign Joined: Feb 27, 2001
# Posts: 117
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Posted: 12/18/2001 10:23 am
you're so busy building your next website you forget to wish your partner Happy Birthday!! Sorry Garrett!! Happy Birthday  Of course I wouldn't have forgotten if it was in your ICQ profile!!!!!!! |
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DeeZign Joined: Feb 27, 2001
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Posted: 12/18/2001 10:33 am
You know you're a webmaster if... 1. you know everyone's email address but have no clue what their snail mail address is. 2. you send a joke by email to your husband who is facing you 7ft. away but glued to his computer too! 3. you switch on your computer before you open the curtains & put the kettle on & let the dogs out. 4. you go out food shopping & worry if you're missing email. 5. supper burns because your email checker said you had new mail. 6. dinner time is whatever time of day or night you can bear to leave your computer for long enough to cook. 7. you keep boxes of dog biscuits beside your monitor so that you can persuade the pooches to wait a little longer before.... well before whatever it is they want that will make you leave your computer!! |
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ClickIt Joined: Jul 31, 2000
# Posts: 731
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Posted: 12/18/2001 12:53 pm
"...long enough to cook"? I thought all food was delivered by the pizza guy. |
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DeeZign Joined: Feb 27, 2001
# Posts: 117
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Posted: 12/18/2001 09:10 pm
When you live in a forest in the middle of nowhere like I do nobody delivers, including the mailman!! They wouldn't even if they could find us |
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excell Moderator
Joined: Mar 19, 2001
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Posted: 12/19/2001 12:51 am
ahh there trully are some great chuckles in this thread,, birds of a feather I say, nice to see myself in your posts... and know "YOU ARE NOT ALONE" |
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DeeUK Joined: May 03, 2001
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Posted: 12/19/2001 05:06 am
when... You are thinking of taking down that poster of Alan Rickman and putting up one of Danny Sullivan instead ...and you're looking for one of Craig Silverstein to go next to it. |
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Garrett Joined: Feb 11, 2001
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Posted: 12/20/2001 12:03 am
HuH? Who??? Noooo no no no no no nooooooo..... If you're a webmaster, then the only posters that you should be seeing, are the ones you get from the computer magazines, you know the ones... The one's that diagram the internet, or show a list of links, or the internals of a hd or something like that. Webmasters have no idol posters hanging around. If you look around my walls, you see network cables, clipboards, Calendars, phone numbers to support lines (technical and mental), headphones and earpeices and maybe a collection of Hot Wheels or Matchbox Cars on a hanging mini wall case. ;-) I use to hang print outs of the main pages of web sites that I designed..... Over 80 sites later, that got boring and annoying! Ohhhhh, forgot one other thing.... The printed menu's from the pizza place and other places that deliver food! Now if I could just get 7-11 to deliver my pop tarts, doritos and a case of Yoohoo's, then I'd be totally set! Ok.... Now, what's the favorite meals of Webmasters!!?????? 1. Chilli Dogs w/cheese, bag of Doritos and a Yoohoo, with a side of either Beef Jerky, or Pepperoni Sticks. Meal made perfectly for a webmaster I say! And for Dessert, one of them Cinnamon Rolls from Little Debbi Snacks. Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. -Garrett |
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Hope Joined: Jul 26, 1999
# Posts: 460
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Posted: 12/20/2001 02:06 am
Reading this post, people are going to think we have no life. That might explain why the bf keeps telling me we need to LEAVE the house at least one day a week. The thought is very scary. I don't think I can last that long without email or forums. |
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marmaladePRO Joined: Sep 28, 2001
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Posted: 12/20/2001 09:30 am
it *may* be a plot Hope (no disrespect to bf intended  )be very very wary... before you go *outside* be sure you've thouroully thought it through... check your emails, forums and all related websites one last time... and taek a blackberry or other mobile online item, for security sake |
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erwinloh Joined: Jun 01, 2000
# Posts: 1503
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Posted: 12/20/2001 12:48 pm
Don't forget the in the *outside* world (shudders) you can always bring your notebook, cellular phone, palmtop/ PDA, and remain connected. Your gadgets - never leave home without them. |
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