jkcity
Joined: Mar 16, 2001
# Posts: 3230
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Posted: 2002-Mar-31 10:00
instead of sleep walking you sleep surf.
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keeseldering
Joined: Apr 03, 2001
# Posts: 225
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Posted: 2002-Mar-31 10:32
You know you're a webmaster if... Your girlfriend leaves you for your best friend and you check the keyword density in her farewell letter. (this gotta be the most horrible one)
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excell
Staff
Joined: Mar 19, 2001
# Posts: 14512
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Posted: 2002-Mar-31 10:42
... you have nightmares about the sex of your competitors (true story.. lol)
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excell
Staff
Joined: Mar 19, 2001
# Posts: 14512
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Posted: 2002-Apr-02 14:51
you buy a jimworld long sleeved t-shirt so you can were it in winter under your sweater (err.. jumper)
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excell
Staff
Joined: Mar 19, 2001
# Posts: 14512
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Posted: 2002-Aug-09 11:12
...you don't have time for a love life.
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WinningWays
Joined: Eons Ago
# Posts: 3433
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Posted: 2002-Aug-09 13:08
What's a love life??? You know you're a Webmaster if... ... You don't respond to your mate's IM for half an hour because you're deeply ingrained in fixing a little bug in your site.
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nickn0783
Joined: Mar 26, 2002
# Posts: 1371
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Posted: 2002-Aug-09 15:05
My eyes hurt after reading all those posts and the links... but I just had to! 
...your photo album consists of print screens from high stats and top SE listings you have gained.
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...6 months later it occurs to you that you forgot to let the cat back in.
______________________________ ...you spell out your favourite search terms with your spaghetti alphabet.
______________________________ ...you eat spaghetti alphabet.
______________________________ ...your entire house and contents were ordered online.
______________________________ ...if you develop the flu, you scan yourself with Sophos Antivirus instead of taking vitamin C!
______________________________ ...you get divorce papers through your hotmail account.
______________________________ ...you read through divorce papers and apply the Junkmail setting! (well, they took too long to load then they had a severe lack of relevant content!)
______________________________ ...you name you children Google and Websavy
______________________________ ...you go to the name register *online* and officially change your name to your SEF screen name!
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fierceman
Joined: Feb 14, 2002
# Posts: 599
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Posted: 2002-Aug-09 17:21
I thought fierceman WAS my real name...
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nickn0783
Joined: Mar 26, 2002
# Posts: 1371
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Posted: 2002-Aug-14 07:54
So did I!!  I actually got mine from my hotmail address. I'd have thought of something a little cooler  if I knew I was going to stay.You know if... .... One day you look out the window of your house and dont recognise your street, your neighbours or ....those wierd transport things that rest on four rubber rings! or is that amnesia
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roscoepico
Joined: Jul 27, 2000
# Posts: 44
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Posted: 2002-Aug-14 16:31
you learn about the current heat wave from your local newspaper online....
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nickn0783
Joined: Mar 26, 2002
# Posts: 1371
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Posted: 2002-Aug-19 12:32
.. You met your partner in a chat room (not me)
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WinningWays
Joined: Eons Ago
# Posts: 3433
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Posted: 2002-Aug-19 13:31
You thought about going to a chat room to find a partner, then realize that they may want to meet in person sometime in the future, which would cut into your online time... 
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MJR
Joined: Dec 12, 2000
# Posts: 2163
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Posted: 2002-Aug-21 01:26
...if you're still reading this thread after the 6 months it's been here
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homeruncards
Joined: Jan 15, 2001
# Posts: 68
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Posted: 2004-Sep-05 06:03
...if you rehash this thread 2 years after its last post.
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Richard B
Joined: Apr 03, 2000
# Posts: 446
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Posted: 2004-Sep-06 03:13
LOL Good one!
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Rezac
Joined: Jan 25, 2004
# Posts: 817
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Posted: 2004-Sep-06 23:01
Whoa! Where did this one come from?! 
That dude on the first page, Pokeman, really wasted a lot of energy.
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unreviewed
Joined: Dec 07, 2000
# Posts: 6776
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Posted: 2004-Sep-06 23:30
Looks like this thread got a little messed up when we moved servers a little over a year ago. Those posts are from another thread.
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WinningWays
Joined: Eons Ago
# Posts: 3433
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Posted: 2004-Sep-09 02:06
That was still a home run hit, though... Lol!
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barberboy7
Joined: Jul 26, 2004
# Posts: 47
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Posted: 2004-Sep-10 17:54
You know your a webmaster if...your computer has a back-up generator for power outages.
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yellowwing
Joined: May 21, 2002
# Posts: 2526
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Posted: 2004-Sep-13 22:34
...if you think log files are actually interesting!
...you think the mysteries of the Universe can be deciphered in your log files.
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