SportsGuy
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Posted: 02/07/2007 12:48 pm
Ah...Curt - would it be called a "Contrapionator"...? 
I mean, it's assembled from a bevy of fine 'nator parts, so surely the whole must resemble the parts to a degree?
Skeptic, wait for the good stuff man - I'll keep MY fish in check until Curt can flag down a passing Klingon and arrange to trade a zebraphant for some pineapples, then swap those for grade 8 bolts, which every supply officer in Starfleet will tell you is really what hold the ol' Enterprise together.
Simple as that - start with the zebraphant and go from there - easy as 1-2-3...
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formerskeptic
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Posted: 02/08/2007 01:28 am
Just hope you don't develop back problems having that heavy contraption hanging from your back
Thanks for caring Curt. But I forgot to mention that this thing comes loaded with a back supporternator too (at no extra cost). Never leave home without it
...starfleet connections gave the emitter to me at no cost (they don't use currency).
Nothing in life is for free my friend. They could be part of the mob. Looks like they own you now! 
...until Curt can flag down a passing Klingon and arrange to trade a zebraphant for some pineapples.
Fellas, you reeeally need to lay off the sci-fi flicks. You're starting to scare me now. May the forcenator be with you 
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SportsGuy
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Posted: 02/08/2007 05:24 am
OK - I'm calling inappropriate mixing of EPICS! The Force is certainly NOT a Starfleet invention...though they could learn from it and grow stronger, IMO...
OK, back to reality.
Can't wait for the Transformers Movie to come out. 
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Curt
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Posted: 02/08/2007 10:07 am
SportsGuy,
...back to reality? ---> Transformers Movie?
err transformers are a reality? Where can I get my next car that turns into a robot? I'd like to see that
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SportsGuy
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Posted: 02/08/2007 12:12 pm
Clearly Canada is more advanced than the rest of the world. I thought everyone's cars could turn into blenders and such.
*Sidebar - I wonder if my view on this point is skewed because I commute on my snowblower...?
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formerskeptic
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Posted: 02/08/2007 08:26 pm
There's a transformer movie coming out? No sh** ! Couldn't get engough of "Sound Wave's" sound effects from the original series. Think I wore down the tape to a fine powder from all rewinding on my VCR. (Now kids, back in the day, waaay before DVDs & MP4s came out, we had large movie contraptionators known as VCRs. Look it up in Google )
Transformers rocked back in the day
I thought everyone's cars could turn into blenders and such.
Hahahaha! Hilarious
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Curt
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Posted: 02/09/2007 09:10 pm
SportsGuy said:
*Sidebar - I wonder if my view on this point is skewed because I commute on my snowblower...?
haha I probably could commute on my snowblower. It's big enough and has power driven wheels. Trouble is it don't go very fast. Perhaps I can get Commander Data to rig it up with a faster engine and perhaps a built-in force field emitter to deflect the fish and the occasional car that might skid into me on slippery snowed over streets
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Curt
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Posted: 02/09/2007 09:15 pm
I could use a transformer house. Whenever I wanted to move to another town, it would transform into a robot and walk to a new piece of land and sit down and convert back to a house. That would be cool.
...or have a starship house... that would work too.
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SportsGuy
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Posted: 02/10/2007 04:52 am
Curt - just hook up some nitrous oxide on the snowblower - works wonders.
Mine can hurl snow about a 1/2 mile when it's warmed up.
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formerskeptic
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Posted: 02/12/2007 04:41 am
Curt said:
Whenever I wanted to move to another town, it would transform into a robot and walk to a new piece of land and sit down and convert back to a house.
Don't you think that would literally crash the real-estate market? Imagine living in some beautiful water front land with beautiful landscape all around you. Then a bunch of social housing projects come bouncing down the street to settle comfortably next to your $10mill house. Wouldn't you want to sue your agent?
SportsGuy said:
just hook up some nitrous oxide on the snowblower - works wonders.
I'd like to see that baby move while juiced up on nitro. Probably leave a water stream behind it
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Curt
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Posted: 02/13/2007 12:10 pm
SportsGuy said:
Curt - just hook up some nitrous oxide on the snowblower - works wonders.
Mine can hurl snow about a 1/2 mile when it's warmed up.
Teehee
Perhaps I can get my snowblower a nitrous and twin turbo charger setup. That should be good for hurling snow about 3/4 mi. or more
We'll be seeing snowblower races with snowblower dragsters. Winning criteria will be based on how fast the snowblower moves and how far it throws snow. So far SportsGuy's snowblower wins hands down (until I get mine up and running ).
formerskeptic, I'm hoping that transformer type houses are too expensive for the commoner. That should deter these “social housing projects” from “bouncing down the street to settle comfortably next to my $10mill house”. Now, I gotta figure out how to make $10mil quickly  .
OK, (yelling) “who wants a mobil personal force field emitter for $10 million?” Any takers?
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SportsGuy
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Posted: 02/13/2007 01:47 pm
I'm in for three!
...wait, can I pay you in Tribbles?
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Curt
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Posted: 02/13/2007 07:53 pm
hahaha just try to give 10 mil tribbles to the real estate broker as payment. Think they'll take it?
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formerskeptic
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Posted: 02/14/2007 02:50 am
Say Curt, do you have an eight hundred year lay-away plan ?
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Curt
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Posted: 02/15/2007 06:38 pm
Problem with a lay-away plan is that it won't get me $10 mil quickly. 
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formerskeptic
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Posted: 02/15/2007 08:19 pm
Darn! Well, that counts me out.
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SportsGuy
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Posted: 02/16/2007 05:15 am
Not true Curt. With some well places link bait, a bit of creative tag editing, a dedicated link building campaign, and a piggy-back e-mail campaign on a few of the common e-mail we all see floating around, you could have first installment payments on the plan that'd easily eclipse the $10M mark. PLUS, then you'll have a monthly residual income greater than the GDP of many small nations.
Seriously, think about it...
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Curt
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Posted: 02/16/2007 07:26 am
SportsGuy that is cleveraciously funny.
Question: what is “creative tag editing”
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SportsGuy
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Posted: 02/16/2007 07:47 am
Just the usual long-tails used in meta titles/descriptions, proper keyword research, etc. I say it's creative because it still seems like such a shockingly fresh idea to so many people running websites.
I constantly tell folks this and they're shocked that I'm recommending it...LOL
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Curt
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Posted: 02/16/2007 01:02 pm
OK, well that was a term that I thought must be something new that had some other specific meaning. What you are talking about is basic SEO stuff that goes between the HEAD tags. I suppose newbies finally doing web page design don't know about those items.
It's similar to WPO = SEO.
Actually WPO is in many ways more accurate in describing what is actually being done to web pages.
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