djuice
Joined: Sep 20, 2000
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Posted: 02/16/2001 12:24 am
You know you're a Webmaster when some hot shot designer asks you "What program do you use to create your sites?" and you say "Notepad!"  [This message has been edited by djuice (edited 02-16-2001).]
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djuice
Joined: Sep 20, 2000
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Posted: 02/16/2001 12:51 am
You know you're a Webmaster if you write all of your emails on the "source" page of MSOE.
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djuice
Joined: Sep 20, 2000
# Posts: 363
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Posted: 02/16/2001 12:55 am
You're definitely know you're a Webmaster if your idea of fun is writing code after a half bottle of Crown Royal!m I wrightt?
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djuice
Joined: Sep 20, 2000
# Posts: 363
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Posted: 02/16/2001 01:01 am
... if you have a T1 in your one bedroom apartment
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Net_Wizard
Joined: Dec 16, 2000
# Posts: 228
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Posted: 02/17/2001 07:48 am
When my wife and son are having fun at the beach while I'm having fun reading this thread. 
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Internet Jockey
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Posted: 02/17/2001 08:15 am
You know you're a Webmaster if this is your idea of having Fun
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Nastynickola
Joined: Nov 23, 2000
# Posts: 296
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Posted: 02/17/2001 12:18 pm
Whats the difference between a Webmaster and a Webmistress???A webmaster does not have to queue up to use the washroom in a busy public place 
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Sinoed
Moderator
Joined: Dec 11, 2000
# Posts: 5266
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Posted: 02/18/2001 05:15 pm
You know you're a webmaster if when you're bored you scroll idly through your mailing list to visit the sites listed. Ie. "Joe@iafrica.com" and you open a new browser window to check out "iafrica.com".
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MJR
Moderator
Joined: Dec 12, 2000
# Posts: 2163
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Posted: 02/18/2001 05:48 pm
...when you kids have to e-mail you for help with their homework
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MJR
Moderator
Joined: Dec 12, 2000
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Posted: 02/18/2001 05:50 pm
...when the only tan you have is from screen glare
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MJR
Moderator
Joined: Dec 12, 2000
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Posted: 02/18/2001 05:52 pm
...when you have a porta-potty installed next to your desk
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MJR
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Joined: Dec 12, 2000
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Posted: 02/18/2001 06:01 pm
When you're sure that every idea on the Net that is making money, you thought of first
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MJR
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Joined: Dec 12, 2000
# Posts: 2163
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Posted: 02/18/2001 06:03 pm
And finally, your decision on what to name your child is based on its .com availability
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Desma
Joined: Feb 22, 2001
# Posts: 1
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Posted: 02/22/2001 06:51 am
...your not distracted by your cat whose circling your keyboard, for some attention.
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OAC
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Joined: Jan 25, 2001
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Posted: 10/24/2001 12:35 pm
For the enjoyment of newer forum members.
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praxis
Joined: Dec 05, 2000
# Posts: 384
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Posted: 10/24/2001 02:45 pm
Nice OAC, where is that thread comparing Architects to Webmasters?
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Sinoed
Moderator
Joined: Dec 11, 2000
# Posts: 5266
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Posted: 10/24/2001 08:07 pm
If you get excited about a home network..If you dream of upgrades for your PC for christmas..
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erwinloh
Joined: Jun 01, 2000
# Posts: 1503
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Posted: 10/24/2001 08:50 pm
... you're reading this thread.
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MJR
Moderator
Joined: Dec 12, 2000
# Posts: 2163
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Posted: 10/25/2001 10:10 am
...when we even stop long enough to read an erwinloh post
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excell
Moderator
Joined: Mar 19, 2001
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Posted: 10/25/2001 10:37 am
(hehhee, thanks for the bump on it OAC good one.)
...your clients *insist* that *all* on-line marketing offers, listings and promotions are checked and signed off by you before proceeding.
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