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Enterprise
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Posted: 2004-Mar-22 22:52
At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a
public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set-square, a slide rule and a
calculator. At a morning press conference, attorney general John Ashcroft
said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He
is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions
by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of
absolute value. They use secret code names like "x" and "y" and refer to
themselves as "unknowns," but we have determined they belong to a common
denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. Asked
to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have
better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and
toes." The president went on to warn, "These weapons of math instruction
have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never
before seen."
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excell
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Posted: 2004-Mar-23 15:55
HA
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greenleaves
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Posted: 2004-Mar-23 22:10
laght my head off, thanks
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g1smd
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Posted: 2004-Mar-23 23:29
Oh my!!
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St0n3y
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Posted: 2004-Mar-29 15:49
cute!
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