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barberboy7
Joined: Jul 26, 2004
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Posted: 2005-Jan-12 18:18
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" The farmer replies, "Some things you just can't explain".
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: OK, but that's not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: And then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.
Man: And then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.
Man: Hmmm...
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in... some things you just can't explain.
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Dinkar
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Joined: Aug 12, 2001
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Posted: 2005-Jan-14 15:31
dirty 
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gordinyo
Joined: Jan 13, 2005
# Posts: 20
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Posted: 2005-Jan-15 10:01
I hate it when that happens. That's why I always wear 2 pairs of pants.
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beth_lk
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Joined: Jun 23, 2004
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Posted: 2005-Jan-15 17:01
your all "bad" 
Beth
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