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SportsGuy
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Posted: 03/22/2006 07:14 am
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Trout:............... ><((@)>

Swordfish:........... ><>//@>---

Sawfish:............. ><>//@><-<-

Guppie:.............. ><(@)

Barracuda:........... >---<@>-

...and the ever-present Boldfish... ><(@)

For all your fish-slappy needs.

[ Message was edited by: SportsGuy 03/22/2006 10:07 am ]





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Posted: 03/22/2006 07:24 am
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lol ... too funny ... but much needed wink



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Posted: 03/22/2006 07:25 am
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Oh my!


:splutter:


bwahahahahaha



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Posted: 03/22/2006 07:28 am
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*went to Starbucks* * latte kicked in* wink



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Posted: 03/22/2006 08:26 am
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the choice of weaponary is vast! smile



SportsGuy
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Posted: 03/22/2006 10:07 am
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I'm pitching a new reality show to FOX (they'll go for anything):

Fencing with Fishes

Opponents each get to choose a fish - the selection will range from the ubiquitous trout, to the sawfish.

Two people square off in the arena ( a wading pool with knee deep water) and proceed to taunt each other. Eventually, it'll come to blows. The choice of "weapon" will dictate the fighting style used by each opponent.

The trout comes in handy for bludgeoning, while the swordfish would be used in a more classic-style of attack.

There will be a bonus round for the winner, as well. Last person standing has the final challenge of converting their "weapon" into a meal for the judges. If the judges believe you've shown ingenuity and fore-thought, you win. So, for example:

Using a spot-light from the stage setup to braise your trout, while sprinkling it with some dill you secreted in your sock prior to the fight (in a ziploc bag, naturally) would likely garner approval from the judges.

Tearing your trout into small chunks and suggesting it's sushi, would likely NOT impress the judges.





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Posted: 03/22/2006 10:08 am
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>---<@>- smack



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Posted: 03/22/2006 01:40 pm
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LOL

SportsGuy - I'm guessing there was more than caffine, cream, & sugar in your latte.



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Posted: 03/22/2006 02:46 pm
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ROFL...SG even came up with the whole scenerio and the shibang hahahahaha...you rock!





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Posted: 03/22/2006 10:56 pm
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--<--<--<@
--<--<--<@
Are alligators allowed?



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Posted: 03/23/2006 01:06 am
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'ere - 'ave a larf.

[link]



SportsGuy
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Posted: 10/11/2006 04:50 am
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Time to add a new one:

Behold the Hoi Polloi Koi

>>-<]]]@>



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Posted: 10/11/2006 05:30 am
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ahhhh now just change the white to green and it's all the go... a Koi collection can now be added to the resources section.



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Posted: 10/11/2006 06:22 am
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Looks a bit girlie SportsGuy wink



excell
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Posted: 10/11/2006 08:04 am
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there is just no pleasing some! _ however, I think that the bevy of fish at large - as presented is just fine.

Nobody has supplied an adequate trout, but that is deemed entirely natural, given the crowd we have to work with.



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Posted: 03/24/2008 09:24 am
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Back from the Past!!!

In a never ending quest to ensure excel is a happy camper, I present, "an adequate trout"...


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___---""""""""""""""---____ /
_--"" )))))))))))))))))))))))"""""___ /
_-" _ ))))))_-"wink)))))))))))))))))))"""---' __
_-" / )))) )))))))))))))))))))))))))/--
<___. _/ )))) ))))))))))))))))))))))))<-
"-_ )))) )))))))))))))))))))))))))--__
"-_ /)))))) -_))))))))))))))))))))___---.
"--__ /)))))))))))))))))))))))_____"""
"""---______________---"""" mga
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See it here.

OK, so it looks like a trout in a frying pan, I'll grant you, but if you go to the link, you'll see the proper trout. wink

Damn spacing here kills it every time. sad



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Posted: 03/24/2008 05:34 pm
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Happy you supplied the link SG - I was wondering there for a moment lol wink



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Posted: 03/25/2008 09:06 am
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tsk!



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Posted: 03/25/2008 10:20 am
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I like the Hawaiian Fish!



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Posted: 03/31/2008 03:44 am
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. >>-<]]))@>

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Flying Fish - as in "If you believe that, you'll believe anything".

I'm working on a fish on a bicycle, but it's not going well ...


 
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