formerskeptic
Joined: Oct 05, 2001
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Posted: 03/08/2007 03:23 am
Welcome to SEF Sunanda 
I don't know if you've had a chance to read through the Rules & TOS of this forum. But if not, allow me to give you the theatrical trailer version 
1. Self Promotion is prohibited:
The JimWorld forums are designed to be an educational environment and not a market place. Therefore, anyone who wishes to challenge this rule will be sent to their room without dinner. If symptoms persist, please run for the hills before you receive a serious spanking. Disobedience is not advised.
2. No signatures:
In order to reduce the clutter of the forums and create an educational environment, the signing of posts with "tag lines," URLs, e-mail addresses or other signature content is prohibited. Failure to adhere to this rule will have you walk the plank over shark infested waters, naked. A blind fold is highly advised.
3. This Code of Conduct enforces both a "three strikes you're out" policy for repeated violation of TOS and an immediate banning policy for extreme infractions.
When necessary, posters who have broken forum rules will face deportation to mars with immediate effect, without the aid of a space suit. We will not be held responsible for any cases of suffocation nor will we be held accountable. An extra space suite is HIGHLY advised.
And there you have it Sunanda.
Have a pleasant stay 
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Dinkar
Moderator
Joined: Aug 12, 2001
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Posted: 03/08/2007 11:28 am
LOL
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formerskeptic
Joined: Oct 05, 2001
# Posts: 274
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Posted: 03/08/2007 10:49 pm
What's this? You've removed Sunanda's first post already  ?
Darn!!!
What am I supposed to do with this sack of canes I bought from the flee market  ? Not to mention the life size aquarium filled with sharks, sting rays and other assorted sea creatures. And who's goin' to cover these rental costs for Nasa's shuttle parked outside ?
A little more warning next time would be nice LOL
[ Message was edited by: formerskeptic 03/09/2007 12:10 am ]
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SportsGuy
Moderator
Joined: Aug 30, 2002
# Posts: 3550
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Posted: 03/09/2007 04:37 am
Oops! Sorry FS - didn't see the memo about the plans...
...I pulled it after realizing this wasn't the first spam post by the user.
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formerskeptic
Joined: Oct 05, 2001
# Posts: 274
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Posted: 03/09/2007 06:20 am
Didn't you get it SG? I'm sure I sent it to the (Undertakers) distribution list.
Was really looking forward to hearing some ear piercing screams but I guess that's not going to happen now. There goes my plans for the weekend
Guess I'll just have to go on ebay and try and flog this stuff.
Anyone intrested in a couple 'f man eating sharks? Just to keep the balance in the food chain, I'll throw in the extra sea food at no extra cost!
Order before midnight tonight and get a life size aquarium filled with a million gallons of water ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
[[THWACK]]
User has been beaten with a trout.
[ Message was edited by: SportsGuy 03/09/2007 10:53 am ]
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Curt
Joined: Eons Ago
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Posted: 03/09/2007 03:10 pm
hahaha you guys are funny
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excell
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Joined: Mar 19, 2001
# Posts: 14495
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Posted: 03/11/2007 05:26 am
and if I am reading this right.. a trout flogging has actually happened *within* a person's post! Now, that is going one step up from anything I would ever do with another..
{blows raspberries and runs}
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SportsGuy
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Joined: Aug 30, 2002
# Posts: 3550
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Posted: 03/11/2007 05:42 am
- I like to expand my horizons!
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excell
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Joined: Mar 19, 2001
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Posted: 03/11/2007 05:45 am
take care of your toes dear :>D
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excell
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Joined: Mar 19, 2001
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Posted: 03/11/2007 05:46 am
oh greeeerr.. I forget already how to do the grin!
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Curt
Joined: Eons Ago
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Posted: 03/11/2007 01:33 pm
May I grin for you?
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excell
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Joined: Mar 19, 2001
# Posts: 14495
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Posted: 03/11/2007 01:48 pm
Always the gentleman - thanks Curt.
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formerskeptic
Joined: Oct 05, 2001
# Posts: 274
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Posted: 03/12/2007 12:18 am
SG, what was that for? Invading my private post and smacking me across the face? Have you lost it MAN ! Save it for Sunanda.
Speaking of which....
(Runs out the front door screaming)
SUNAAAAANDA! WAIT COME BACK! PLEAAAAASE COME BACK!! (sob sob)
Shoot! I never get to have any fun with my friends.
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