what are the opening lines that women want to hear ?. My favourite one is where I walk upto a pretty blonde and ask her wether it was her i saw on Baywatch last night

Trouble is, I chicken out before i even walk upto em :|

Help me out ye men and women !!

Goodluck!

'LOST. GET LOST' !!!!!

Him: Do you have any italian in you?
Her: No.
Him: Would you like some?

While not nearly as fun, VP (omg) is right (omg).

Now, if yer looking for ice breakers - funny is good, and lines do tend to work when said right. They need to roll off your tounge, quick - not practiced - or else you look like yer trying just way to hard and well, that just makes you look like a doof (which isn't always bad). honesty is the best policy

I remember one time in particular because I couldn't stop laughing & I had to go sit in the bar fridge to chill out. The guy said it loud enough that a pile of people at the bar heard it and when they saw me crack up they all started to laugh too & buddy turned red and fled to the bathroom.

(Some background info: I filled in at the door checking coats, when the staff didn't show up & coat check was $1.00.) Leaning slightly towards me, and offering up a suggestive eyebrow waggle, this guy said (in all seriousness) "If I give you a $1.00 will you check my underwear?".

ROFL!

Can we met tomorrow night at 10:00 for a drink? It's so close to closing time now and I'd really like to make sure you look good at a normal time of the night.

Nothing personal, but I already have a poodle.

of course, you could get a couple of redbull an vodka's down yer... so, you'll feel very drunk... but you'll also be full of energy!!!!! that might help you (it helps me! !)

...one of the ways to a woman’s heart is always through her stomach!! so, if you get the chance, take her out for a meal.... Italian... some posh restaurant... or, if she's a bit of an airhead(natural blonde)... take her to MacDonald’s!!!

But seriously... i'd go for the mild humour.. with plenty of cheeky grins here and there

for a simple opening line... sometimes, when I’m out, say in a nightclub... if i like someone... just a simple smile and polite hiya as you are walking past them will do... you can normally tell from the answer they give if they are interested or not... and if they are.. then maybe you could move on to the ‘who are you out with’ line... if she says she out with a coupe of her mates... then maybe you can move on to asking her if it’s a girls night out then... any special occasions... stag night etc...

if you run out of things to say... don't worry... you can always say... 'nice speaking to you' and go back to your friends... maybe you'll see her again later... and you have more things to say then...

i also think it good if you can get use to going to the same places(your local)... as you will get use to seeing the same faces... makes you feel more comfortable... chat to the same people.. build up your conversional skills!

Kev.