Lazerzubb
Joined: Jul 12, 2001
# Posts: 1977
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Posted: 10/25/2001 09:58 am
IF you ever visited SEF.
That was quite boring but i felt i had to write something.
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crash
Insider
Joined: Dec 02, 2003
# Posts: 10626
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Posted: 10/26/2001 03:29 pm
You right notes in code.
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You lose contact with friends who don't have email.
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When you speak, conversationally, your friends look at you like your an alien.
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Friends start a conversation with: "So, my [friend, neighbor, mom, dad, sister, cat...] wants a website..."
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You turn down a date with a really hot guy/girl cuz you want your site edits to make the next update cycle in the se's
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Your daughter asks for a website of her own for christmas - so she can spend quality time with her.. (ouch - happened)
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mnw
Joined: Eons Ago
# Posts: 563
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Posted: 10/26/2001 04:25 pm
You put up a website for your granddaughter, who is less than a week old.
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langard
Joined: Dec 15, 1999
# Posts: 339
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Posted: 10/28/2001 10:36 am
When...answering the telephone or the door is like swimming up from the bottom of a diving pool, only to discover that you must instantly remember standard language and speech patterns before you say anything at all.
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excell
Moderator
Joined: Mar 19, 2001
# Posts: 14487
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Posted: 10/28/2001 05:40 am
all the other "webmasters" have no idea of what you are talking about anymore  You are then a true *master*.
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formerskeptic
Joined: Oct 05, 2001
# Posts: 265
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Posted: 10/30/2001 06:02 am
You know you're a webmaster if......your taskbar is the same size as a paid to surf bar. ...you can stare at this screen without blinking for 30 seconds ...the only light that works in the house is in your computer room ...you shop around for scripts at adult sites. You know you're a webmaster if... ...your mouse pad has worn down to paper thin in the middle ...you've created short-cut keys to this forum ...you literally dread school holidays because that'll mean spending time with the kids. ...you ask your lady to talk dirty in code while doing it. 
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excell
Moderator
Joined: Mar 19, 2001
# Posts: 14487
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Posted: 10/30/2001 07:33 am
...every thing just has to be "nestled" right like russian dolls.
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erwinloh
Joined: Jun 01, 2000
# Posts: 1503
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Posted: 10/30/2001 02:39 pm
quote:
...you ask your lady to talk dirty in code while doing it.
You asked for it...  < html >
< head > (mmm...)
< style TYPE="sexy/lingerie" >
<!--
A { color: #000000; clothes-decoration: None;}
A:hover {clothes-decoration: lingerie; transparency: 100%;}
-->
< /style >
< /head >
< body bgclothes="naked" text="sweet!" topmargin="0" >
< script language=DirtyScript >
< !-- var message="let's get down!";
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{ wife.ontop = yes;}
// -- >
< /script > < fun size="1000" face="Gorgeous" >wife< /fun > < form method="GET" action="let's do it!" target="_top" >
< input type="hidden" name="ooh baby!" value="you know you like it!">
< input type="submit" value="Here we go!" name="submit again and again" >
< /form > < /body >
< /html >
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praxis
Joined: Dec 05, 2000
# Posts: 384
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Posted: 10/30/2001 03:05 pm
OK, you really need a hobby!
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formerskeptic
Joined: Oct 05, 2001
# Posts: 265
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Posted: 10/30/2001 03:50 pm
You know you're a webmaster if......you adjust the contrast and brightness of your screen to low in attempts to reduce the intencity of a headache that's lasted 5 hours ...the garbage man only stops at your house once a month now ...you're the only one in your neighbourhood who hasn't been robbed ...your laptop's right beside you when having a romantic dinner with your wife ...your parjamas are infested with moths ...one day you receive an email from your ISP telling you to get a life
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hcstudios
Joined: Jan 12, 2001
# Posts: 166
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Posted: 10/30/2001 09:11 pm
...the last present you gave your 2-year-old GodDaughter was her own Flash movie....your weekly laundry is 7 white t-shirts, each with a different dead dot-com logo. ...you can't remember your own phone number, but you can rattle off the urls to your top favorite sites even after 2 beers.
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formerskeptic
Joined: Oct 05, 2001
# Posts: 265
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Posted: 10/31/2001 02:07 am
...you run late for work because you're busy reading this thread. (Happened today. Excuse to boss was train driver took the wrong turn)
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formerskeptic
Joined: Oct 05, 2001
# Posts: 265
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Posted: 10/31/2001 02:56 am
...your house was burning down and your first priority would be to get your computer out of the house (including printer and scanner) then the wife and kids (youch)...your wife asks you to come to bed and 5 hours later, the message finally computes in the brain ...at the second coming of Jesus Christ (if that be the case), you asked him to hang on for just 5 more minutes while you FTPd your files to heaven's servers, before he could take you with him ...after death, you asked God if he wanted a website and actually billed him/her for it.
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Hasenfefer
Joined: Dec 04, 2000
# Posts: 287
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Posted: 10/31/2001 06:02 am
you tattoo meta tags to yourself to help your girlfriend find you...
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Hope
Joined: Jul 26, 1999
# Posts: 460
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Posted: 10/31/2001 07:05 am
You know you are a webmaster ...when you cannot talk the same language as your neighbors, friends and family you forgot you had a snailmail box until the postman told you it was too full to put anything else in (this happened to me) when you see a mistake in a movie, you want to view source to see the exact problem
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valvs
Joined: Aug 12, 2001
# Posts: 270
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Posted: 10/31/2001 01:58 pm
When you need to edit an .rtf file, you open it in a text editor as text-only and start editing the text between the formatting mark-up symbols, like HTML source (just try it, it's fun )
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MJR
Moderator
Joined: Dec 12, 2000
# Posts: 2163
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Posted: 11/01/2001 10:38 am
...you're reading page 4 of this thread
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formerskeptic
Joined: Oct 05, 2001
# Posts: 265
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Posted: 11/01/2001 03:43 am
...you recieved a new mousepad every, Birthday, Annaversary,Valentine,Ground Hog Day,Thanks Giving,Xmas & New Years...your wife has to email you to come down to the dinner table ...your lady tells you to set the dinner table, but instead redesign it with code. ...your kids asked for cookies, but scanned them first for viruses ...you went down to the bank, filled in a form, and looked for a "Submit" at the bottom
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formerskeptic
Joined: Oct 05, 2001
# Posts: 265
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Posted: 11/01/2001 04:09 am
...you spiced up your car engine in code...in the 25th century, you went to a service station to fill the car with regular gas, but was rejected because it only takes "meta gas" (exclusive to webmasters only) ...you actually laugh at all the dumb jokes I've written so far
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formerskeptic
Joined: Oct 05, 2001
# Posts: 265
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Posted: 11/01/2001 04:35 am
...you made a speech at your daughter's wedding with an interprator beside you...you write inside a Valentines, Xmas, Annaversary, Birthday and even a Get Well in card code:
<html> <BODY bgcolor="white" text="#000000" topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 rightmargin=0> Dear......
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