Rezac
Joined: Jan 25, 2004
# Posts: 817
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Posted: 2004-Jul-02 16:29
I love getting these emails...think I should buy the service?
Our service includes:
Guaranteed Submission the Major Search Engines.
Guaranteed submission to over 1000 other localized Search Engines.
Guaranteed and preferential inclusion onto the Major Search Engines within 72 Hours (This is available with our speed pro service)
Personally researched Keywords and Meta tags specific to your web site that will raise your web site in the Search Engine Listings.
Aggressive submission every 72 hours to keep your web site on the search engines.
Comprehensive submission report that will list all the search engines you are on sent to you every month.
Telephone help line for inquiries or personal assistance.
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Rezac
Joined: Jan 25, 2004
# Posts: 817
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Posted: 2004-Jul-02 16:30
The thing that sold me was the "aggressive submission every 72 hours"
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monte cristo #4
Joined: Sep 17, 1999
# Posts: 196
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Posted: 2004-Jul-02 21:54
what i love is:
Guaranteed submission to over 1000 other localized Search Engines.
i use a total of 4 or 5 on and that is only if i can't find what i am looking for on the first 2
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Pongo
Joined: May 27, 2002
# Posts: 665
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Posted: 2004-Jul-03 01:40
I got a phone call the other day from one of these places and they were like: How do you rank for Bla bla bla? and I'm like no one ever types that in anyway so who cares?...
Shees if you can out rank me do it and you will make a lot more money than me paying you to help me rank well --- Get a clue!
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Rezac
Joined: Jan 25, 2004
# Posts: 817
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Posted: 2004-Jul-05 16:16
All these damn companies use that word 'submit' like it's some big secret..."oh no honey, how are we ever going to learn the submission process".
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davaddavad
Joined: Aug 02, 2001
# Posts: 928
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Posted: 2004-Jul-05 16:46
Submission process top secret:
Use secret decoder ring to decode process:
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Warning:
If you decode the secret submission process you will have to shoot yourself. rofl 
[ Message was edited by: davaddavad 07/05/2004 09:46 am ]
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Rezac
Joined: Jan 25, 2004
# Posts: 817
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Posted: 2004-Jul-06 01:50
Well, I think I've decided to go with the Speed Pro Service.
They can make you #1 for phrases like men's green silk ties, or brass zebra decorations, protein enriched soy milk product,...you know, the real competitive words.
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Webmaster-Toolkit.com
Joined: Jul 18, 2002
# Posts: 1098
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Posted: 2004-Jul-06 11:24
What? 
No-ones kicking me off the #1 spot for brass zebra decorations 
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Wail
Joined: Feb 23, 2004
# Posts: 72
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Posted: 2004-Jul-06 12:11
No-ones kicking me off the #1 spot for brass zebra decorations
I accept your challenge! :p
(Actually, think this is how the phrase 'search engine optimisation' came into being)
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yellowwing
Joined: May 21, 2002
# Posts: 2526
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Posted: 2004-Jul-06 14:51
I love Brass Zebras! They could just make my pool house a complete gem.
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huebdoo
Joined: Eons Ago
# Posts: 68
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Posted: 2004-Jul-06 18:26
This Posting smells of a promotion rather than an information share ... but as far as brass zebras go... I more a garden Gnome kinda guy.... specially the one with the pointy red hat
Insite.lycos.com
Overture
DMOZ
ASK / ASK.co.uk
Google
Yahoo
GoClick.com
7Search
SearchSubmit
FindWhat / Espotting
Kanoodle
lets see I just named 11 I go to submit and I probably will reach well over 1000 sites with the syndication of all of these... and I didnt need to pay some guy who doesnt know my industry, top keywords or customer focus....
educate yourself ... check these cowboy compaines out ... if there page rank sucks ... stay away > Anyone who got burnt during the Florida Stemming can attest to that
Black Hat SEO needs to be flushed down the toilet
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Rezac
Joined: Jan 25, 2004
# Posts: 817
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Posted: 2004-Jul-06 22:15
Someone always takes me way too serious.
Huebdoo, Look, for $129 a month, I'll submit your website to the 'major' SE.
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Rezac
Joined: Jan 25, 2004
# Posts: 817
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Posted: 2004-Jul-06 22:18
I'll even throw in a free online analysis, a $450 value...FREE!
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g1smd
Staff
Joined: Jul 28, 2002
# Posts: 10465
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Posted: 2004-Jul-07 11:52
I'll run your pages through http://validator.w3.org/detailed.html and http://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator/validator-uri and then use the XENU link checker, and http://instaranks.com/ rank checker on your site and charge you 500 quid for "unique personalised specialised reports about your website design and performance".
Mwahahahahahahahaha.
Then again maybe I'll just send you the URLs and you can do it yourself... for free.
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Rezac
Joined: Jan 25, 2004
# Posts: 817
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Posted: 2004-Jul-07 16:14
gosh, sounds a little too technical for me, can I just pay you in large bags of money?
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g1smd
Staff
Joined: Jul 28, 2002
# Posts: 10465
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Posted: 2004-Jul-09 01:00
No.
Only chocalate and beer will do.
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greenleaves
Joined: Mar 21, 2002
# Posts: 720
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Posted: 2004-Jul-12 21:47
Congradulations Webmaster-Toolkit.com. This thread ranks #1 for brass zebra decorations.
Congradulations Rezac this thread ranks #1 for Aggressive submission every 72 hours
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greenleaves
Joined: Mar 21, 2002
# Posts: 720
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Posted: 2004-Jul-12 21:48
or are you disapointed you are too good of an SEO, webmaster toolkit? You out ranked yourself
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Webmaster-Toolkit.com
Joined: Jul 18, 2002
# Posts: 1098
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Posted: 2004-Jul-13 12:39
*Runs off to find a brass zebra decorations affiliate scheme*
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Rezac
Joined: Jan 25, 2004
# Posts: 817
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Posted: 2004-Jul-13 17:06
Would you like to earn extra money?
Do you have a strong desire to succeed?
You don't even need a computer to become weathly on the fast growning world wide web. Even if you don't have a product, that's OK!
We have products for you to sell, like brass zebra decorations and green silk ties.
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